Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who is his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humanity because a rib-woman was convinced to eat from a magical tree by an infinitely sadistic being disguised as a talking snake with legs.(via The Atheist Jew)
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yeah basically that what christianity is. most people are skeptic until they legitimately try to connect with God and once you do there isnt a doubt in your mind that that is the truth. and i hope and pray that everyone who doesnt understand can give Him a chance wholeheartedly and if you dont feel a connection then go on with your lives but when you do then give yourself to Him completely and youll be amazed at what he can do in your life. im not writing on here because im angry or against atheists or any other beliefs, God calls us to love everyone as he loves us and i cant pass an opportunity to spread His word because when we all die on earth we're going to live forever and its up to you where you spend that eternity i just want everyone to spend it in heaven because hell is torture without cease
ReplyDeleteSo... if I drop my skepticism and connect with god, and god tells me to love everyone and also send him my neighbour's doughter who's a virgin, via the boiling lava pool on the top of the mountain... I'll go to heaven after I die, right?
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